Mini Monday Movies

Movie reviews. Can't surf the internet these days without hearing some idiot's opinion of how any given movie failed miserably to live up to their expectations. Usually, while they're telling you verbosely how you should feel about said movie, they give away every plot twist and spoil any chance of an original thought or feeling on your part about the show.  I am very critical of the critic. I hate movie reviews. So I decided to make my own.

Result: one line thoughts about the movies I've been watching this week. Some I may be seeing for the first time, others I may have seen dozens of times. No spoilers, just shout outs...or sometimes shouts of pain.

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Cool World
Not as terrible as you'd think a movie about cartoons having sex would be.

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Demolition Man
If Mel Brooks made action movies, this would be the result.

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Jack & The Cuckoo-Clock Heart
A wonderfilled fever dream of an animated steampunk circus musical.

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Road House
Less kicking than Family Guy would have you believe.

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WolfCop
Really just a grosser version of Teenwolf.

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