Friday, October 2, 2015

What The Fuck Is Pumpkin Spice? Part 2

In the first part of our intro to pumpkin spices, we reviewed how the pumpkin spice craze led to both piracy and the discovery of America, and how the Spice Wars probably looked something like this (song by Jim Garner):


True stories, all...except for no giant worms were involved. With the white people discovering America, they would then apply the "pumpkin spices" cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg, and the new American spice, allspice, to the new idea of pumpkin pie. However, while pumpkin pie was probably served at the first Thanksgiving, it wouldn't have had pumpkin pie spice in it.

Over time, people realized that the spice they had been using in other foods, also tasted really good with pumpkin in certain quantities. We see the first reference to using these spices in pumpkin recipes in a cookbook from the 1700s. 

Later on the 1950s, as servants fell out of vogue, the new "busy" housewife needed all these new-fangled inventions to keep up with the household. Spice companies started to sell spices premixed for different foods, and one of these was called Pumpkin Pie Spice. And so the name was born. 

These days that combination of spices is associated with the taste of pumpkin, even though the spice does not actually contain pumpkin, and pumpkins actually just taste like squash, and the spices were used long before pumpkin was added to it. So the next time some idiot says this:


You can say, "Duh. It shouldn't." A Squash Latte just doesn't sound very appetizing.

It wasn't until the 1990s that Americans would realize that these spices might taste good in coffee. Popularity slowly increased and a spanking new evil corporation decided to try their hand at it. In 2004 Starbuck's designed the Fall Harvest Latte. Then, they wised up and changed the name to the Pumpkin Spice Latte. This shortened version of Pumpkin Pie Spice stuck. Now you can find Pumpkin Spice chips, candles, and fish.

Perhaps we can lay some blame on Starbucks for the recent pumpkin spice craze, but hey, this is nothing new. Compared to the history of the spice trade, this is nothing. So let's take a closer look at the individual spices that make up the pumpkin spice family.

 ALLSPICE
Allspice was the last to join the pantheon of Pumpkin Spice. Native to the Americas, it was one of the first things Columbus brought back to Europe. The name may come from the fact that it does taste like a fine combination of spices in itself. It grows on a evergreen tree in the form of berries. Today it is mostly exported from Jamaica, but many South American countries grow it.

CINNAMON
Cinnamon is one of the oldest spices in history and everyone has tasted at some point in their life. It might surprise you to know that most of the "cinnamon" we use is actually not cinnamon, but cassia -- a cheaper plant with a similar taste. The spice actually comes from the dried bark of the plant. The majority of cinnamon comes from Sri Lanka and China.

CLOVES
Cloves are a very strong, woody spice that can be used as a numbing agent. Native to India the part harvested are the unopened buds of the tree. You can find this ground or whole -- the ground usually used in baking and the whole used for mulling.

GINGER
This root is often used in Chinese medicine and is very good for settling your stomach. For all that, it's has a very strong taste and a burn similar to hot pepper when too much is used. Used in a small amount, ginger rounds out the pumpkin spice with a nice snap.

NUTMEG:
I have saved my favorite for last. While praised for it's medicinal qualities, nutmeg is definitely a drug and should be used with care, especially when pregnant. However, without the snappy, vanilla flavor, pumpkin spice would not be complete. Like the name tells us, the nutmeg is the seed of the plant, and the best way to enjoy nutmeg is freshly ground. Originally from South East Asia it is now grown in the Caribbean and Grenada as well.


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MAKE YOUR OWN PUMPKIN PIE SPICE
I can't do better than Constance Smith's recipe for homemade pumpkin pie spice, so head over to her blog and check it out. Also, enjoy her gorgeous photos of spices!
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I hope you've learned a few things about the power of pumpkin spice. Tomorrow, we'll head into some recipes for pumpkin spice as I continue 31 Days of Pumpkin Spice.

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Thursday, October 1, 2015

What the Fuck is Pumpkin Spice? Part 1



Autumn has arrived. The evenings become cool (in the South that means about 80 degrees), the leaves turn brilliant shades, and a spicy scent lingers in the air. The scent, either the natural smell of decaying leaves...or...PUMPKIN SPICE. This time of year we find it in coffee, beer, hummus -- just about everything. As the great riffer, Michael J. Nelson tweeted:



The insanity of it is that he is absolutely right. The sriracha craze is at it's full height and now entire kiosks in stores are devote to pumpkin spice world -- from lip balm to chips to potpourri. This got me to thinking...what if I devoted an entire month to blogging about pumpkin spice? What madness is this? Is it genius or merely dementia? Does is hold the power to save the world or destroy it? I guess we'll find out as we enter 31 Days of Pumpkin Spice!
*lightning flash* *evil cackles*

Autumn has arrived. The evenings become cool, the leaves turn brilliant shades, and a spicy scent lingers in the air. The scent, either the natural smell of decaying leaves...or...PUMPKIN SPICE.


But what the fuck is pumpkin spice, anyway? And so Day 1 and 2 are devoted to exploring the spices and their stories,and how the pumpkin spice craze is far from new.

Pumpkin pie spice is a blend of spices, first marketed to those too lazy to use multiple measuring spoons in the 1930s. It is comprised of cinnamon, ginger, allspice, cloves, and nutmeg. It was used to spice (surprise, surprise!) pumpkin pies and also pumpkin spice cakes.
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The history of procuring those spices, though, sends us much further into history -- all the way back to when the Sumerians were first establishing cities in 3000 BC. Here the earliest evidences of the spice road, "the Golden Road of Samarkand", can be found, as the Far East traded spices with the Middle East.

Eventually the Romans took over, because Romans have to control everything. By the time they had sailed two years across the Indian Ocean to get some freakin' pumpkin spice, only royalty could afford it, and pumpkins, being native to the Americas, hadn't even been discovered by white people yet, so not even rich, fat Romans ate spiced pumpkin pie.

Centuries go by and the demand for the spice only increases. The major players in pumpkin pie spice - like cinnamon, ginger, and nutmeg - are some of the most valued. Regular people demand pumpkin spice, and Rome fell. Probably pumpkin spice caused the fall of Rome...it's my story, and I'll tell it the way I want.

Most of the exploration done by Europeans from 1200 to 1500 was the direct result of their love for pumpkin spice -- and they didn't even know about pumpkins yet. This really isn't an exaggeration. From Vasco De Gama sailing around the Horn of Africa to Columbus discovering America, they were ALL motivated by the desire to find a cheaper route for the spice trade (i.e. love of pumpkin spice).

He who controls the spice, controls the universe!

That "East India Trading Company" from Pirates of the Carribean really did exist. They transported spices throughout the world. Though they probably didn't have any dealings with undead pirates, their flag sure looks like they could.

And something called the Spice Wars really did break out among the trading companies. Competition was fierce as spices were worth more than their weight in gold, and many merchants did result to piracy in their search for more spice. That's right. The pumpkin spice craze created pirates.


The East India Trading Company really did rule the spice trade (probably due to that Davy-Jones-heart thing), until America got into the game. The Americans decided to just trade with the Indian natives directly and eliminate the middle man, resulting in a huge increase in profits and they dominated the market after that. Ironically, it was a former clerk for the East India Trading Company who came up with this.

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A general change in the politics of the world, led to less government-sanctioned piracy and today now allows us to buy a tin of ground cinnamon for $1.99.

I hope you've learned a few things about the power of pumpkin spice. Tomorrow, we'll continue to find out just what the fuck pumpkin spice is, as we explore the spices themselves, when pumpkins come in, and just how much blame we can put on Starbucks. Part Two

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Saturday, September 19, 2015

Arr! It be Talk Like A Pirate Day - 2015!


Avast! Talk Like a Pirate Day be here again! 

September 19th was dubbed "International Talk Like a Pirate Day" by two guys, John Baur and Mark Summers. The internet embraced the idea, and 9/19 has become a day to celebrate the freedom and fun loving that pirates symbolize. So grab a bottle of rum!

Everyone loves pirates...or at least you can't get away from being inundated with images and stories of them.


So I've trolled the interwebs for the best pirate content old and new and here be a start!

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The ol' favorite that holds my heart: Lazy Town "You Are A Pirate"
"Do what you would 'cause a pirate lives free -
You are a pirate!"


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Next, go here and start this online radio playing. This Disney-Tiki themed music station has gone all pirate just for today!

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Pee-wee Herman's Talk Like a Pirate Day blogpost, which includes a link to these smashing peg leg socks!
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Learn how good you are at talking like a pirate with this quiz.



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Arrr, possibly the deepest question a pirate dare ask: "Why Is The Rum Gone?" by Andrew Van Vlear.



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My personal favorite Captain Hook moment from Hook.



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And 'course a pirate's eternal enemy, the ninja, appears as they battle in the "Pirates Vs. Ninjas"



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And what would a pirate holiday be without a good drink? Check out these delicious recipes from The Martini Diva.
 


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What are your favorite pirate websites, memes, or videos? Please share in the comments.